Orz......Why me?

Ha! Ha! My phone line got cut (again)!
So now I can neither use the phone nor the internet, and on top of that I was forced to have a half day holiday to stay at home and wait for the phone company engineer's visit on this coming Wednesday, between 8am - 12.30pm.
Plus, if the engineer comes to a conclusion that it's not the phone company's problem, I'll have to pay £70 for his visit.
Great great luck I am having. I better stop here before all the swear words start kicking in.